Premium garbage at prices that make no sense. Every single item: sold out. You missed it. Sorry not sorry.
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The Collection
Every item below was available for about 3 seconds. You blinked. It's gone.
SOLD OUT
The Enlightened Rockâ„¢
A rock. From the ground. It has "good vibes" apparently. Comes with a certificate of authenticity.
SPIRITUAL
$4,999$9,999
7 sold
SOLD OUT
Artisan Hand-Toasted Toast
Single slice of white bread, toasted to golden perfection by a third-generation toast artisan.
GOURMET
$1,299$2,499
23 sold
SOLD OUT
Premium Himalayan Airâ„¢
Carefully bottled nothing from 14,000ft. Breathe the void. Limited edition emptiness.
WELLNESS
$7,500$15,000
4 sold
SOLD OUT
Vintage Pre-Owned Pencil Nub
This pencil has written things. Important things, probably. 0.5 inches of pure potential.
COLLECTIBLE
$3,450
12 sold
SOLD OUT
24K Gold-Dipped Paperclip
Hold your most important documents together with absurd luxury. One clip per customer.
LUXURY
$8,999$17,999
18 sold
SOLD OUT
Designer Cardboard Box
It's a box. It's empty. But it's FROM a designer, so it counts. Slightly dented = character.
FASHION
$2,199
9 sold
SOLD OUT
Royal Rubber Duck (Crowned)
His Majesty the Duck. Gold crown, monocle, silk pillow. Outranks most CEOs.
ROYALTY
$12,500$25,000
3 sold
SOLD OUT
Museum-Grade Bubble Wrap
Don't you DARE pop it. This is art. Behind glass. Each bubble contains a tiny scream.
ART
$5,700
14 sold
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Deceased Collab
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MSCHF × OVERPRICED SHIT
We could've had something beautiful here. They said no.
Rip to the drop that never was. 2024–2024. Gone too soon.
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